Mitt Romney with intent to convince,

to the podium did shuffle n' mince;

as the crowd clapped n' cheered

t'were some few loudly jeered,

with loud restless crowd waiting

n' the "Mitt" hesitating

amid the shouts "hip hurray"

come on Mitt! "make my day"!,

causing Mitt to first pause n' then wince;

for an empty old chair;

on the stage did appear,

n' Mitt's n'er been seen ever Since!