This contraceptive issue brings up a lot of interesting and enlightening subjects ranging from sex in advertising to benign forms of birth control.

All sorts of odd images can be conjured up  ... a Limbaugh face mask would do wonders to suppress women's natural biological instincts.

Hand one to your husband or boyfriend the next time he gets too friendly.

It's actually a test .... if their boyfriend or hubby takes umbrage and defends Limbaugh then lose them!

If not you can decide if they wear the mask or not depending on your mood.

I'm not sure how gay couples would handle it.

Limbaugh does remind me a bit of that chubby guy in the movie Deliverance.

The fact is that we humans have transformed human reproduction into reruns ......have called it sex, and sold lots of beer and viagra as a result.

Although shooting blanks is not exactly virile in my opinion.

Kind of like putting empty envelopes in the bank deposit box.